pylon

A motorist that drives at the posted speed limit or very close to it.

If we consider an observational reference frame at the posted speed limit, these motorists traveling at the posted speed limit are effectively stationary.

On larger roads, these "pylons" can be easily navigated around by any real drivers (motorists that travel safely while well above the posted speed limit).

On the road, there are two types of people:
Drivers, and pylons.

pylon by malarky2020 December 14, 2009

Pylon

an inanimate object lacking enough intelligance to get off the road during Harley rushour.

The pylon was to busy playing with his fuckstick to see the oncoming traffic.

Pylon by FuckStick February 26, 2004

Pylon

If said, the person must be beat on. Etymology is unknown, but guessed cos the word "Pylon" appears to be similar to the phrase "pile on," which depicts a single person being trampled by body slams continuously. If somebody says "pylon," beat them. Simple as that.

Player 1: "Pylon"
Audience beats Player 1 with a fury of charlie horses, elbows to the head, teet squeezes, or any other physical affliction of pain that does not involve punching them out/in the face.

Pylon by supernakedparty April 13, 2008

Pylon

A cutie who stands there and does nothing.

What are you looking at you pylon.

Pylon by qtqtqtqtqtqt March 9, 2017

pylon spotting 

The unspeakably boring hobby of walking under electricity pylons with a pen and notepad and writing down the serial numbers from the pylons. Perfect hobby for those who can't get laid.

Joe: What do you like to do in your spare time?
Schmoe: I go pylon spotting.
Joe: That's so uncool. Get a life!

pylon spotting by Big Aitch November 29, 2003

pylon spotter 

1. One who engages in the hobby of electricity pylon number collecting, aka pylon spotting. Can be seen walking under pylons with a pen, notebook, binoculars, and wearing an anorak.

2. A very pathetic person with no life, who has nothing better to do than get into bizarre but boring hobbies

Pylon spotters are so uncool, it's not even funny. They badly need help.

pylon spotter by Monty Pylon February 28, 2004

pylon gang 

A name for a group of stanky, ratchet girls. Their leader is usually foreign, maybe Russian, German or Ukrainian and can be easily recognized by her hairy chest. She is usually spotted with her only borderline female friends, who are also quite manly in nature. They like to do weird things like make grunting sounds and eat pizza when they are alone together, and often make inside jokes that leave everyone around them uncomfortable.

Damn look at those girls go.
They must be part of a pylon gang.

pylon gang by Twerkmasta February 3, 2013