Put that bitch to bed

Fucked a bitch so hard she went right to sleep.

Yo Fred, I put that bitch to bed last night.

by freddiedangerous October 26, 2015

Put The Kids to Bed

Complete and utter ownage. This can occur in Beer Pong, Mario Kart, anything really. Usually shouted by the winner after the final nail is put in the coffin.

Basically implying that the opponents bed time has passed, and it's time for adults to play.

*Mike hits final cup in civil war*

Mike: WOW I'M TOO GOOD. PUT THE KIDS TO BED

by GOODKID December 8, 2013

putting the kids to bed

Similar to dropping the kids off at the pool, this is a prank where you defecate into somebody's sock drawer. Hilarity ensues.

At the party, I was caught putting the kids to bed in Frank's room.

by Demron September 18, 2008

put this puppy to bed

put this puppy to bed is what a guy does when he fucks another dude in his asshole and has a cum-gasm and then leaves his tumescent cock in the guy's butt-hole and goes to sleep.

After drilling my hole and blowing his load, I heard Matt say "I'm gonna put this puppy to bed!"

by USAF Cadet August 3, 2021

put to bed

give birth to a baby.

"she put to bed three days after she started her leave"

by Arminkshipper August 7, 2024

puts to bed

deal with something conclusively.

"I hope that puts to bed all the nonsense"

by Arminkshipper August 7, 2024

put the boys to bed

A point in the evening where the leased midget prostitute services all of the men at a sports-related party and the party is then officially over.

We were watching the NFL Draft. It got to 2am and Destiny put the boys to bed.

by Meethane May 2, 2015