pute

The oppisit of dispute, to agree. or if you are board is a wild word

quit being such a pute, suckel on my pute.

by Kert Marllicest September 16, 2003

pute

It is a French delicacy and is McDonalds frenchfries dipped in KFC gravy. It is a very delicious treat and is very popular in Montreal, Canada

Cartman Would you like some pute Kyle?
Kyle Do you think im a jabroni? Yeah i want some pute! Cartman Lets go watch some crack-baby basketball
Kyle Tonights going to be a tight-butthole.

by CrackBabyBasketball October 8, 2011

pute

Pronunced "pew-t"
The ash or "poop" of marinuana (pot) which comes out of a pipe while smoking and induces the feeling of wanting to "puke."

puke and pot put together which is pute

by pixie boi April 10, 2007

putee

The hair, somewhat resembling a goatee, left around a woman's vagina after shaving their pubic region improperly.

I went down on that chick, and she was sporting a fairly thick putee.

by sxdavey January 12, 2012

puteed

Pronounced "poo-tee-d"

Used to describe an individual who is intoxicated to an incomprehensible level. Generally results in bizarre behavior such as endless hysterical laughter and excessive physical affection. These behaviors are always in excess of what one would typically expect of a drunkard.

May also be spelled "puti'd"

Dave has been laughing constantly for the past hour...he is so puteed!

by Cjaco24 October 27, 2010

puted

Lame, Boring
Used to describe a noun

"You're sooooo puted"
"This party is puted"

by Alex Shook October 9, 2007

putes

Putes are small fairies that live above everyone's kneecaps. They are very small and unnoticeable but are often exchanged in any knee to knee contact. Not very much is known about them or the activities they are involved in but what is known is that any persons describing them must do so in a rather creepy dialect.

Your putes have a very nice appeal today.

by CMore68058 March 29, 2010