purple helmet yogurt slinger 

one of the better synonyms for penis. Often said preceding laughter.

On his way to the carnival, the purple helmet yogurt slinger attacked several bearded clam encampments.

purple helmet yogurt slinger by Purple Helmet Yogurt Slinger October 27, 2008

Purple Helmet Soldier 

a guys dick

Are Purple Helmet Soldier has crossed into enemy territory and is prepared to fire!

Purple Helmet Soldier by ellc and the people in my head April 10, 2003

purple helmet warrior

A slang word for a large circumsized penis

Paul has a purple helmet warrior

purple helmet warrior by Steve December 6, 2004

Purple Helmet Soldier 

another word for a guys dick

My purple helmet soldier just crossed into the rage of fire!

Purple Helmet Soldier by ellc green April 9, 2003

purple helmet warrior

Slang word for the penis

Jimmy likes to slap his purple helmet warrior

purple helmet warrior by darryl February 5, 2003

Purple helmet head 

The top of the peanis after massive loss of blood flow caused from being swoped.

"Damn she gave me a purple helmet head again."

Purple helmet head by Doctor myDongLong October 22, 2008

Purple Helmet Warriors 

The best dodgeball team to exist, ever. 2006 Richland high school champs. Had to put athletic tape over some parts of shirts. Shirt design was a young boy with a pot on his head and holding a billy club. The billy club was thought to represent a fallace by the administration and faculty. Team members incuded Capt. Winkie, The Kickstand, Pocket Rocket, Hamburger, Skeeter, Barely There, iMonster, and Courtney.

"Hey did you see the Purple Helmet Warriors destroy the sophomores in dodgeball?"

"Yes."

Purple Helmet Warriors by yeliab nodnarb April 11, 2009