pulsin'

A gesture; when a person holds two fingers two their head in anger, frustration or anguish. The anxiety may originate from something being forgotten or misplaced.

Derives from the latin 'pulsus' meaning to beat. One holds their two fingers to their head as if they are checking a pulse.

*pulsin'*

Mateee, you left me in dominos with Lisa *pulsin*

Wendyyy! I'm not called Wendy...my name is Alice *pulsin*

I was pulsin' before cause they were outta spring rolls at Jin Lun

by Yeshhh den! January 21, 2012

Purse Owner!!!

Something someone with dyslexia says when they find a mask, gun, or trip and fall into a Tv.

Person: Purse Owner!!!
Persona: Thou am thou, I art I.

by KirbyMultiverse11037 December 16, 2020

poop purse surprise

The nearly lost art of shitting in a purse then placing it where it will likely be found (shopping cart at a grociery store parking lot) then waiting to see the reaction of those who "find" it.

Works just as well on good samartitans as the lesser well intentioned.

I just got a new video camera, lets go to the mall and run the poop purse surprise.

by Mike Cheezmar December 8, 2012

double-purse

The act of inserting one testicle in a vagina while simultaneously placing the other testicle in the anus.

She wouldn't let me double-purse her until I shaved my balls!

by horse&angel November 3, 2010

On a pulse

When you get so high that you can feel your blood pulsating throughout your body.

Friend: Damn I'm so high
You: I know man this shit got me on a pulse!

by V Y B 3 Z September 23, 2018

Hit it with your purse

Phrase meant to imply that a person isn’t masculine enough to handle a situation in a manly way and that they should therefore handle the situation in a way that someone feminine enough to carry a purse would.

Edgar: Man I have tried and tried and I just can’t get this CV axle out of the transmission. Do you have any idea what I’m doing wrong? Do you know of any tips or tricks I can use?
Jude: Hit it with your purse.

by Johnswiecki May 21, 2021

pursebeer

Beer + Purse = Pursebeer

"Hey, want to go into the bathroom and drink a pursebeer?" "Awesome innovention, friend."

by TEAMAWESOME2 September 19, 2009