Purell Sure

99.9% sure

I'm purell sure that she's taken.

by caterpillarcock March 18, 2011

pureflix

A brand that makes shit Christian movies that make Christians want to burn

Bob: Lets watch a Pureflix Movie
Phill: shut the fuck up cunt

by 2Dank15meh October 29, 2017

Purell Junkie

One who uses Purell in excess, and for multiple purposes.

Guy: Let's have sex.
Girl: Okay, but only if you Purell your weenie first.
Guy: Dammit b**ch, you're such a Purell junkie.

by NICONICONICOLAS November 11, 2009

Purelistic

Purelistic something that is pure and realistic

Now mate that is so well purelistic where did you buy it from

by Almost funny October 30, 2012

Purell

Purell is a brand of the sacred necessity, hand sanitizer.

Yeah, I carry around 14 bottles of Purell, DEAL WITH IT.

by Liviscool May 5, 2020

Purell

This shit will get you high if sniffed, drunk if you drink it.

Damn Joe got fucked up on this Purell shit he sniffed it and was gone, then drank the whole thing and got drunk as hell. A shame he is now dead.

by Annoonn October 14, 2008

Pureliterally

A new word to take into account the fact that something pureliterally happened. Since twerps overuse *literally*.

Old phrasing: A: I would literally die for just one last kiss from you..
A: 5 years later, still not dead.

New Phrasing: A: I would pureliterally die for just one last kiss from you..
A: 5 years later, a corpse.

by MuppetMan May 17, 2007