pigometer

a mobile device used to detect the signal strength of a pig's radar, sometimes also called a fuzz buster.

My pigometer just paid for itself twice on the expressway!

by Joshua Bradford August 31, 2006

pornometer

Measuring device in the study of pornology. Pornometers are primarily used by pornologists to determine how many P (1 Porn = .666667 inches) are in any given pornograph. The pornometer is a long device that is firmly attached to the scrote. Special care should be taken to calibrate it.

"Whoa I just received a pornogram from PetCo."
'Let me whip out my pornometer and appraise that for you'
"No, put that away; there are children here."

by Costco October 26, 2007

Puñetero

complicated, difficult, spiteful, malicious, jerk

Tu hermano es un tipo muy puñetero; Your brother really is a jerk.

by Michel Fulano September 5, 2007

ping-pometer

A unit of measurement, specifically the diameter of one ping pong ball, used especially during beer pong.

That shot was less than one ping-pometer away!

by AwesomeCody October 18, 2011

pedometer

1.) pedometer (ped-o-mee-ter) n - an instrument that is required by the National Police Defense Foundation to be worn by a convicted pedophile to record the approximate distance that the pedophile is from a potential child victim. Upon being the 39.37 U.S. inches away from a prepubescent human, the instrument will start beeping and will alert the respective authorities.

After charges of pedophilia, John was equiped with a pedometer to better secure the safety of children.

by violetist August 21, 2009

puñetero/puñetas

Within prefix origins ´´Puño´´, means ´´fist´´. The word has evolved with some imagination to refer to jerking off, with a fist motion of course. However, these words have lots of meanings depending on the context. Often it can be used as an adjective defining someone who complains alot or betrays you. Its use could be as simple as defining something as annoying.

ie: That fucking virus!

En español: Ese virus es puñetero.

ie: George is a pussy.

Jorge es bien puñetas.

by July July 29, 2005

puñeteria

Noun. A place to masturbate. Perhaps an adult bookstore with live performers, a brothel, or maybe a restroom or bedroom.

I'm so horny. I need to visit the puñeteria! Fap! Fap! Fap!

by ¡KaKaBe! July 23, 2019