Dick Punch

A concussive blow from the dick used to demonstrate sexual prowess.

"Hey man, why did you just DICK PUNCH me?"
"Bro, I'm just so horny..."
"oh"

by shoeboxin December 16, 2008

Dick Punch

A punch bowl that has been spiked with severed male genitalia.

Me Hey can you pass the Dick Punch?

by PotatoCannons August 4, 2011

Dick Punch

The act of forcing an erection so quick, it seems as if is it's punching something.

I just dick punched this chick and gave her a black eye.

by BretPriebe January 16, 2011

dick punch

a way to exclaim mass sexual desire for another

mike; check out that babe, she's so hot i just want to dick punch her asshole

by kkroon007 October 8, 2008

Punch in the dick

A punch, slap, reverse spank, flick, or swat at the genital area of a man or woman. The authority of the hit is not important, as it will take some time for the victim to completely feel the effects.

Jerk. You about to take a punch in the dick.

by Hangglidesanfran May 31, 2015

Dick punch December

Starting December 1st you punch one dick, the 2nd two dicks and so on ,untill you reach December 30 which would be 30 dicks punches that day.

Hide yo cocks it's dick punch December !

by Bloodymary&me November 6, 2018

punching bag for dicks

A pejorative term for a female who is deemed sexually promiscuous.

My ex-girlfriend is a punching bag for dicks.

by Scott Steffens March 7, 2008