Pummel Horse

The name given to a gymnast who goes on a dick tour of Europe. Derived from the name of a prominent gymnastics act the 'Pommel Horse'

Guy 1: Dude, did you hear that Greta is doing a gymnastics tour in Europe?
Guy 2: You just know she'll be doing the pummel horse

by Campbellthespider April 25, 2017

Pummel Rocket

a term used by men who feel the need to compensate for a small penis, usually used to describe said penis to women they are trying to seduce

Hey baby, wanna come take a ride on my pummel rocket? It'll take you to the moon and back.

by an0na-m0use September 3, 2009

Pummel Suck

To suck the butt cheeck so hard you taste the peepoo

"Nothings harder then the way i pummel sucked your mom last night"

by PummelSucker500 September 30, 2019

pummel horse

Noun:

A large person who attempts to situate themself in a chair by holding onto the arms of the chair, lifting his/her large body, and tucking his/her fat legs under his/her fat ass.

"She keeps breaking chairs because she acts like it's a pummel horse"

by Widow1 July 20, 2006

pummel fuck

Down and dirty sex. So bad you won't want to kiss your mother the next day.

Hot Guy-"Man, this nasty skank wanted me so bad. She was ready to pummel fuck me."
Hot Guy's Friend-"Pummel fuck?"
Hot Guy-"Yeah. It would be a hella sticky mess."
Hot Guy's Friend-"Ew!"

by Double D. B. August 4, 2009

Pennsylvania Pubic Pummel

When you grow your pubic hairs out so long that they begin to engulf your penis and you take a hammer and pummel your penis until your pubes take the shape of your penis which you can then use for various sexual acts.

I once say a guy with a 12 inch pubic hair penis, he must be really good at the Pennsylvania Pubic Pummel.

by Urine Drip December 5, 2012

pokey pummel

To punch someone in the ass or ass-cheeks until they defecate.

I angered my girlfriend so she punished me by giving me a pokey pummel.

by PizzaBagel December 14, 2008