phloom

1. An Alan Alda Feminized Liberal Male who has to have the last word or be the ultimate arbiter/authority in all message board threads he participates in;
2. One who starts threads to engage in running dialogues which he will respond to incessantly while re-casting your opinions in a light favorable to himself;
3. One whose puns and jokes were cool in 1962, but suck rotten eggs now;
4. Also known as a “Scrabble Master “

That phloom won't shut the fuck up -- he makes me want to b..b..b...ARF!

by Hafsemi Rafsanjani February 25, 2008

peloothered

an old Irish slang term for drunken, from the James Joyce novel Dubliners.

That ol' chap was rather peloothered goin' to Mass.

by WishyWashyWoo September 29, 2011

ploog noog

Someone who has over indulged

I feel like a big fat Ploog Noog.
Have a look at you ya bloody Ploog Noog

by Tgreig September 23, 2017

ploofing

Running so hard that you throw up during or immediately after a race. Also can be used to describe the "puke" that is ejected from the person and onto another runner.

He ran so hard during the cross country meet that he was ploofing nearly the whole time.

by D. Ploof October 22, 2009

pauloo

A bitch ass Torhu that vigorously masturbates to Doki Doki Literature Club on the daily

Mr. Cordeiro: Pauloo pay attention in French class!!
Pauloo: I am finna finally gonna cop a nut from Doki Doki my kerchooga I can't!!

by BigDickMuaad February 20, 2018

plooking

Shagging, fucking.
As used in some of frank zappas music

I was plooking all night long.
Ah,, you plooked me so hard.

by mikulas September 10, 2006

Paloompus

An Oompa Loompas vagina.

Jenny the Oompa Loompa had scheduled an appointment to get her Paloompus examined after sleeping with Gary, fearful that she may have contracted an std.

by Scarlette Martino April 23, 2009