Pulling a Kevin

The act of not bathing one's body for the duration of more than two days.

I was pulling a kevin last weekend to save water.

by The Hymez December 5, 2011

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Pulling a Kevin

The act of accidentally getting a younger girl pregnant and leaving your wife to live in a shed while remaining in sexual relation with woodland creatures (squirrels, rabbits, birds, etc.).

"Aw man i just visited the orphanage and i think i might be a dad again"

"Oh jeez dude, you're pulling a kevin "

"Well off to my shed, i here the squirrels are cute this time of year"

by Dæron June 26, 2018

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To Pull a Kevin

To try to reach into a large, black lesbian's vagina while someone else is sitting on her stomach, tickling her; such a lesbian usually has an afro and may be wearing Birkenstocks.

(Lesbian) "NO! NO! Don't pull a Kevin on me! Oh God!"

by Joe March 16, 2005

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To Pull a Kevin

To do anything nasty with or envolving feces.

I just took a deuce in a zip lock bag and pass it off as salsberry steak.

Fuck bro you are such a Kevin

by KMacK November 12, 2003

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Pulled a Kevin

To pass out drunk behind a vehicle

Example 1:
Peter: Joe is so drunk passed out behind your car.
Doug: That's awesome, He pulled a Kevin.

by Jrob78 May 8, 2010

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To warn someone not to write an amount such that the world graphite reserve is lessened by at least 0.72% and moving it all onto sheets of paper. Also to warn against one causing all the alphanumerical keys of at least 14 keyboards to fall off. Pulling a Kevin is strongly censured by environmentalist organizations claiming that this act causes mass deforestation.

The 14276 page essay was given zero credit, with a comment of merely "Don't Pull a Kevin".

by iWizardPro December 13, 2009

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