by The Hymez December 05, 2011
The act of accidentally getting a younger girl pregnant and leaving your wife to live in a shed while remaining in sexual relation with woodland creatures (squirrels, rabbits, birds, etc.).
"Aw man i just visited the orphanage and i think i might be a dad again"
"Oh jeez dude, you're pulling a kevin "
"Well off to my shed, i here the squirrels are cute this time of year"
"Oh jeez dude, you're pulling a kevin "
"Well off to my shed, i here the squirrels are cute this time of year"
by Dæron June 26, 2018
To try to reach into a large, black lesbian's vagina while someone else is sitting on her stomach, tickling her; such a lesbian usually has an afro and may be wearing Birkenstocks.
by Joe March 17, 2005
I just took a deuce in a zip lock bag and pass it off as salsberry steak.
Fuck bro you are such a Kevin
Fuck bro you are such a Kevin
by KMacK November 12, 2003
Example 1:
Peter: Joe is so drunk passed out behind your car.
Doug: That's awesome, He pulled a Kevin.
Peter: Joe is so drunk passed out behind your car.
Doug: That's awesome, He pulled a Kevin.
by Jrob78 May 08, 2010
To warn someone not to write an amount such that the world graphite reserve is lessened by at least 0.72% and moving it all onto sheets of paper. Also to warn against one causing all the alphanumerical keys of at least 14 keyboards to fall off. Pulling a Kevin is strongly censured by environmentalist organizations claiming that this act causes mass deforestation.
by iWizardPro December 14, 2009
Yo man did you hear? G4 bought Tech TV! But they're cancelling all the good shows!?
Whhhhaaaat? Looks like G4 just done pulled a Kevin Rose!
Whhhhaaaat? Looks like G4 just done pulled a Kevin Rose!
by GuyDanger September 09, 2010