pikelet

a pikelet, a small, flat doughy mass which takes approximately 0 I.Q. points to make and cook. even being called a pancake is a lesser insult, as pancakes are at least large and filling. a 'pikelet' is an extremely stupid person.

also available in special cases of extreme pikelet worthy behaviour is the "golden pikelet award" only to be awarded in EXTREME cases.

in dialogue at a hardware store:
customer: "hi, do you have any sparks for my angle grinder?"
assistant: "mate, you are a bloody pikelet!"

by daniel martin January 28, 2005

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pubelet

N. 1) A little public hair after you have trimmed the area around the naughty bits (vagina or penis). 2) Trimming the bush.

Brandon had a pubelet left after he manscaped around his penis.

by epublet April 17, 2009

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pikelet

A diminutive term for one who pikes, a female Piker.

dialogue while discussing a social event:

pikelet: I don't think I'll make it tonight, I have to wash my hair
friend: You little pikelet!

by pikelet April 13, 2006

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shortstack pikelets with maple

the skirt that everyone chases and the piece of tail that no-one gets to nail.

I will have two orders of shortstack pikelets with extra maple, post haste.

by Lizzy McWhore July 30, 2004

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Pikelet

A flat, savoury cake, mainly eaten for breakfast in England. Often eaten with butter, honey, or chocolate spread, the pikelet is the epitome of English cuisine: horifically bland, most likely stolen from a different culture and desecrated, and warrants heated discussions over it's name depending on which part of the coutry you are from.

Molly: Man, I would love a crumpet

Normal person: I believe you mean pikelet, you peasant

by PikeletChampion November 2, 2020

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