Don't publish this

'Don't publish this' is a method of submitting definitions on Urban Dictionary that is just as likely to get your definition published as writing definitions that are thoughtful and inventive. By no means should this definition be published.

Don't publish this. Don't you fucking dare!

by squiggular September 13, 2020

Publish Psyched

When you hoped to be published, but instead get "Publish Psyched"

Person 1: Hey, did your word get published in Urban Dictionary?

Person 2: No. I got "Publish Psyched"

Person 3: Bummer.

by Smart Hollywood :) June 1, 2013

...was not published

'______' was not published: the title of a cruel, mocking email you will inevitably receive from Urban Dictionary after spending 30 minutes or more typing up a brilliant definition. They claim other users voted and decided not to publish your word, but really it was a shitty algorithm that only publishes acronyms (eg. 'SIUYA' - 'stick it up your ass')

Me: *painstakingly and eloquently defines 'the meaning of life'
Urban Dictionary: "'the meaning of life'...was not published"
Me: "SIUYA, Urban Dictionary. You've sucked since 2010"

by squiggular September 13, 2020

thanks for publishing

i wanted to thank the person for publishing this, shout out to you bruh

thanks for publishing this definition of pure nothing

by BlueStripes March 14, 2019

stop not publishing my words

Bruh stop

Emily “Dude Urban Dictionary won’t publish any of my definitions!”
Sasha “I know right! STOP NOT PUBLISHING MY WORDS!”

by jacobsaggypatties October 10, 2019

Ceraphin Publishing Group, Inc

Ceraphin Publishing Group, Inc is known as a publishing company and mass media brand that was launched and owned by Ceraphin Corporation in 2016.

Did you know that Ceraphin Publishing Group, Inc owns multiple magazines, networks, and other businesses?

by Mikee Brown August 30, 2018

publish and perish

That awkward process of simultaneously publishing **amazing** scientific articles and realizing you still have literally zero chance at any career...ever. It is widely considered the realistic variant of the commonly known "publish or perish".

Kevin: I just published another paper in a highly reputable journal!!
Aleks: Oh...that's nice. So here is the $23.95 for the pizza...
Kevin: What about my tip!?
Aleks: Uhhh, uhhh....see you next week! **slams door**
Kevin: Gawd dammit!! I need a new job... #gradstudentproblems #pizzadeliveryproblems
--- Three hours later ---
Aleks: Poor, poor Kevin. Publish and perish, indeed...

by chasingtheinfinite October 1, 2018