Pedometer

Pedo-Meter= a device that keeps count of how many pedofiles you pass.

My pedometer reached 314 today during my 2 mile jog through the park.

by Camille Sterling January 11, 2010

Pedominate

When one turns on their pedometer all day and realizes that they walked more than they thought they did, they "pedominated"

Person 1: "Did you walk a lot today?"

Person 2: "Yes! I walked 25,498 steps. I totally pedominated today."

by el389o January 12, 2010

Pedomobile

An old, beat up, crappy looking car that when you look at it you think a pedophile drives it, or a car that has a sexually suggestive licence plate such as:2YUNG469

"Holy crap did you see that Pedomobile? the licence plate's halarious!"

by Jerrycanner February 3, 2010

Podomasochist

Someone who wears shoes that are painfully uncomfortable because they look good.

I know these stilettos are going to give me blisters, but what can I say? I'm a podomasochist.

by Mausism March 30, 2009

ptomaine

Is a rare disease that you get from storing
Open canned corn,
Tuna, ravioli or any cheap canned foods in the refrigerator.

Don't put that open can of cream corned in the refrigerator.
You gone give all us ptomaine poison.

by ChrisQ41 May 9, 2018

ptomk

Abbreviation for “put that on my kids”.... or you could also say Ptook “put that on our kids” Basically just proving a point

I ptomk.
I swear I’m not lying I ptomk

by Dezzy😘😋 November 6, 2018

Ptdm

Play too damn much

Omg that was too far you ptdm

by Yoni249 May 6, 2020