The ass ugly car adopted by the queer folk for their choice in cars. As far as I'm concerned they deserve it!
by Ben Asstrick December 03, 2003
The automobile equivalent of a mullet. Business in the front, party in the back, and no one can figure out why anyone has one.
Friend: I bet your loser roommate drives that PT Cruiser
You: You mean the MulletTRON3000? Yeah, that's his.
BOTH: Laughter
You: You mean the MulletTRON3000? Yeah, that's his.
BOTH: Laughter
by Turk Ruben March 20, 2011
The ultimate in gay and lesbian transport. Not really, but anybody who owns one is recommended to get a CAT scan to make sure they don't have a tumor that might be affecting their thought process. They are retro styled, look absolutely horrible, and are driven exclusively by dipshits.
Should have been called the Looser Cruzer
Should have been called the Looser Cruzer
by Mustangs Rule March 29, 2009
"I drive one of those 70's station wagons with the fake wood crap on the side"
"But those are so ugly"
"Until you park next to a PT Cruiser. It makes you feel like you're driving a Mini Cooper no matter what you're driving."
"Hey, let's see how ugly a car can be and still sell"
"I wonder what an old Beetle would look like if someone tried to make it an SUV and also tried to make it the ugliest car ever"
-Person pulls up in a PT Cruiser-
"Oh"
"Have you ever seen an obscenely ugly car?"
"Yeah, it's called the PT Cruiser and you get uglier every time you look at one"
"But those are so ugly"
"Until you park next to a PT Cruiser. It makes you feel like you're driving a Mini Cooper no matter what you're driving."
"Hey, let's see how ugly a car can be and still sell"
"I wonder what an old Beetle would look like if someone tried to make it an SUV and also tried to make it the ugliest car ever"
-Person pulls up in a PT Cruiser-
"Oh"
"Have you ever seen an obscenely ugly car?"
"Yeah, it's called the PT Cruiser and you get uglier every time you look at one"
by Lasagna Feet December 17, 2008
by Michaelgeo February 07, 2018
Soda, our staff writer deserves a PT Cruiser for being a jackass on a consistent basis.
This taint is dry so open wide and give me a PT Cruiser.
This taint is dry so open wide and give me a PT Cruiser.
by Jullio S. January 13, 2011