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pseudofuck

when you say something so pseudo-scientific its called a pseudofuck
person 1:The sun is a hoax!
person 2:You fucking pseudofuck.
by TING GO SKRRRRRRRA January 15, 2021
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cassowary pseudopenis

Why am I sticky; cassowary pseudopenis.
by StickyCassowary69 May 15, 2019
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Pseudounbearable

Someone who wants you to think what they're doing is unbearable even though it's not. Someone who wants you to feel psychologically tired, rather than actually tired.
You're not unbearable, you're a pseudounbearable poser.
by Solid Mantis May 18, 2020
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Pseudocuck

Noun

A. A person who consciously ends a romantic relationship despite ongoing or suppressed feelings of love or romantic interest. They are aware that their former partner will engage in sexual or romantic activities with others, indirectly anticipating a potential "upgrade" in the partner's choice or the exploration of unfulfilled fantasies with others.
B. A person who consciously ends a romantic relationship despite ongoing or suppressed feelings of love or romantic interest and does so with the express understanding and anticipation of their partner returning to them after exploring romantic or sexual activities with others. This term signifies a deliberate suspension rather than a permanent termination of the relationship, despite its resemblance to a breakup.

Verb (used with object)

A. To facilitate the conscious dissolution of a relationship, despite feelings of love or romantic interest that are either recognized or suppressed, thereby enabling the partner to engage in romantic or sexual activities with others and indirectly anticipating the partner's potential to "upgrade" or the exploration of unfulfilled fantasies with others.
B. To consciously facilitate a break in a relationship, despite feelings of love or romantic interest that are either recognized or suppressed, with the understanding that the partner will return after engaging in romantic or sexual activities with others, and potentially fulfilling unexplored fantasies.
The internet made fun of Gisele for pseudocucking herself by willingly letting go of her husband she knew would sleep with dozens of more attractive women.
by SI Shane July 27, 2023
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pseudoquokkazoppavillion

A number that is equal to 1 followed by 97,104 zeroes.
"There's a pseudoquokkazoppavillion different combinations and possibilities!"
by theworldofurbanwords December 9, 2024
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Pseudocunt

A person that has no meaning or benefit to ones life. They are usually a fake and guttless person who causes dramas and rifts between friends and families.
That woman is such a pseudocunt. The amount of trouble she has caused is astonishing
by anonymous May 5, 2025
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