pry not

a weak, pathetic argument used in scenarios in which you generally cannot win. Resotring to "pry not" or rather "probably not" is a last hope effort to annoy someone to the point that they simply walk away and remember that you are too much of a retard to have an actual argument.

Someone: You're completely at fault, I physically saw you commit the crime.

You: Pry not.

by Tam Datson March 07, 2003

Printer Prying

To rumage through print jobs that are not one's own.

Whenever spud picks up a print job, he starts printer prying to see what other people in the office have been printing.

by Spud's Friend June 27, 2006

Pry prism

A near permanent erection. Serious cases result from either Viagra complications or spinal injuries.

While performing a patient assessment on a car accident victim I noticed he was wielding an unbreakable stiffy. This man either sustained a spinal injury or is real happy to see me.

My horny girlfriend teased me so bad that I had a pry prism for 20 minutes after she left my house.

by Rick Rock and Ya Don't Stop June 09, 2007

root pry

a threat bestowed upon a wench before one has no choice but to "slap a bitch"

Gabbay was going to root pry yo ass before Diana came to slap a bitch.

by Hannah <(^^)> March 18, 2008

Prostate Pry Bar

When a man holds in a shit, let's the tip out, and sucks it back in repeatedly to scrape the prostate gland.

I used the trusty Prostate Pry Bar to get myself off.

by Gognoggler April 29, 2015

pry it from my cold dead hands

The thing that is the most valuable to you, can only be taken away when you are Deceased.

Those bastards can try and "Pry it from my cold dead hands!"

by Sosku10 December 11, 2021

porn prying

when the government tries to notify people when you look at porn even though people that do tend to commit less crimes.

The porn prying made America have the most people in jail for a developed country.

by Coop Dupe November 27, 2019