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puking jackhammer

The act of preforming the jackhammer from behind while a girl is puking her guts out in the toilet after a hard night of drinking. The contractions of the naughty muscles during a heave must be a delight to be experienced. Always hold her hair out of her face and rub her back (two-ball compound optional) for extra points and to show her that you really did care!
Guy #1 "Dude, I picked up that cum dumpster at the bar last night and got a puking jackhammer!"
Guy #2 "No shit?" "How was it?"
Guy #1 "My unit is shaped like a peanut today!"
by frainslug February 2, 2006
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pukin' red

Slang for a type of really good Kentucky marijuana.
I'll take a Pepsi Challenge with any of that cali dank w/ my Pukin' Red, dawg!
by Kapital K May 12, 2008
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Pukining

When you throw up in your mouth and swallow it to save face.
I feel a pukining coming on..
by Bacita Mae Jenkins August 27, 2019
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Puking Rainbows

When you eat too many skittles, and then you throw up.
Damn bro, you really ate all those skittles?
Yea- 'throws up'
Ooh that's pretty bad, you're puking rainbows!
by lecuaqq June 24, 2022
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Phukin Rite

1. An exclamation of 'yes'. When 'yes' just wont do the point your trying to make any justice. Used when you feel so strongly about something or what you are trying to say is so obvious that your are almost brought into a violent rage that someone has questioned you. Should be said quickly and abruptly with a frown as to snap at the clown who dare question you.

2. Also can be used as a celebratory phrase for hateration purposes, similar to YSND, to express the utmost fulfillment you receive at the misfortune, or in the most extreme cases, demise of others. Commonly used with a fist pump.
1.Person 1:I heard they brought back the 99cent whopper at BK...you wanna go?

Person 2 (enraged by the absurdity of of his intentions being questioned): PHUKIN RITE!!

2.Person 1: Hate update: Bert was dumpster diving yesterday and got three toes bitten off by a gigantic rat....

Person 2: (celebratory fist pump) phukin rite...
by LB Da Milkman May 9, 2010
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Pruning

When someone spends too much time in a shower, bath or swimming pool and ends up with soft, wrinkled skin. This then leads to the person looking like a Prune, hence the term.
Person 1: Man, that was a well deserved bath!

Person 2: I can tell - you're Pruning all over!
by Grbel08 August 16, 2011
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Prudinity

Prudinity is a term used to describe the state of never having engaged in any sexual activities (making out, kissing, etc.)

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In the summer, I'm going to lose my prudinity to this hot girl.
by Polska29 July 13, 2007
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