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protestilence

Useless events held in spite of grave, deadly, worldly Pandemics and Pestilence spreading human ignoramuses who are selfish, juvenile mindset attention seeking creatures who either want everything FREE or want to MAGA.
Dude, my Mom won't let me go to the rally to MAGA, or to the other rally either, so how can I be an effective bioterrorist through PROTESTILENCE if I'm grounded at home?

"Man, you're 35, and you still get grounded by your Mom?"
by FlyGirl1 June 16, 2020
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protestimate

When you intentionally provide an inflated estimate for a task because you really don't want to do it and you're hoping it will be a non-starter due to it's perceived size/cost/duration.
The software engineer provided an 18-month protestimate to product management for the new architecture that would've replaced much of his previous work.
by Spicy B November 6, 2017
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Protesting

What's the point of going out and protesting, when you end up on your knees at the end of it, when all is said and done?
Protesting is a waste of time that could be spent waking up and fighting, or at least going to work.
by Solid Mantis April 12, 2021
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Peaceful Protesting

Used euphemistically by both political spectrums to describe a flowers and cookies protest against a variety of social issues but in reality it's an excuse to be non-peaceful, riot, obstruct and dissent against public opinion.
Look at all those Canadians doing their Peaceful Protesting against vaccine mandates as they assault homeless shelters, dance and desecrate war memorials, blast airhorns constantly and take dumps on people's lawns. Good thing it's peaceful so no one gets hurt or has to take responsibility.
by Juan Smokiblunt February 13, 2022
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Protestipant

Those protestipants got sprayed with pepper spray.
by BobbyStanwin January 13, 2009
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Protestival

An ironic protest against various nebulous and nefarious entities, most often "The Government" or "Wall Street" or "The Man". To be a true Protestival Occupant an iPhone and latte from Starbucks are intergral to the success of such a venture.
After making a withdrawal from his trust fund to purchase the new iPhone, Dan decided to head to Wall Street to partake in the current Protestival.
by xXSuperJudeXx October 11, 2011
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Protesting Hillary

"Hey bro, can i get in the bathroom? I need to get to class"

"Can it wait 5 minutes? I'm protesting Hillary"
by Honeybadger1975 April 19, 2017
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