Protein Jeans

Semen-stained jeans, usually worn by a man, though women have been known to be stained as well. Characterized by faint white splotches, and much more easily identifiable under a blacklight.

You can tell that Buzz is addicted to jerking it because of his splotchy protein jeans!

Protein Jeans by B100 September 24, 2009

Protegent 

Unistal's Protegent is only antivirus software which protect your computer system from unknown virus threats.
It also provides data loss prevention software (Crash Proof) which is enables the user to recover/restore deleted files or data.

"Oops, my system crashed.
I lost my data. But I had an antivirus.
Antivirus is not enough. You need Protegent!
World's only antivirus with data recovery software.
Think beyond antivirus! Think Protegent!"

Protegent by ctrl+alt+delete August 15, 2017

preteen 

There are way too many preteens on here writing a definition for it so here's a real one:
A preteen is someone from ages 9-12
thats it. Thats literally it. No one is talking about stereotypes. A preteen is someone 9-12. The End.

My cousin is a preteen.
So he's 9-12 years old?
Yup

preteen by vilit February 18, 2021

poteen 

Traditional Irish alcoholic drink made from potatoes. Like vodka only stronger. Up to 190 proof.

I only had a shot of poteen but I was fucked the rest of the night.

poteen by Travis Bickle September 6, 2003

Protegent 

The word "Protegent" is derived from a French word "Protégee", which means "To Protect". Protegent antivirus software products go with the meaning of French word and have been developed by experienced professionals to protect corporate business, valuable data, children and foremost computer/laptop.This so called "antivirus" could potentially harm your computer.Derived from a Super Why character,this main trademark also known as "Proto" has made a unsucessful rap causing for it to be a meme.

"Think Beyond Antivirus, Think Protegent!"

Protegent by roblocks October 3, 2017

preteens 

Children roughly between 9 to 13 years old.

To help define 'preteens,' Miley tweeted this adorable picture of herself as a toothy preteen with tangled hair, generating a lot of 'awws' from followers.

preteens by PoppaCrumpalicious February 12, 2018

protean 

versatile like LeBron James

Wow, that guy is so protean!

protean by ballerbron November 13, 2018