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protonostalgia

An emotion you feel when you are nostalgic for a time you were never alive in.
It is a proper subclass of nostalgia.
Protonostalgia is like when a chick is nostalgic for the time of pirates! Or, when a dude misses being a 16th century courtesan. It also happens when folks spend a lot of time wishing they could be Shakespeare's pal!
"Do you miss being a pirate? I miss being a pirate!"
by Dinosaur Comics August 8, 2007
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Protender

The act of one pretending or proclaiming to be a pro athlete when in reality they are not. Particularly common in the sport of triathlon.

Protenders are fond of applying for as much sponsorship as possible. They are proud to wear more logos than a NASCAR and claim to have "signed" with these sponsors. Yet, in reality, their sponsorship is little more than a cost discount.

Sadly there are several instances of protenders bending the truth or blatantly lying to potential sponsors in order to land a sponsorship, thus stealing said sponsorship from deserving real pros.

Protenders are almost always slow, non-competitve and little more than pack fodder.
"Did you see the new Team Timex roster? What a bunch of protenders".
by eire8tri January 12, 2011
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67 Protons

Basically, a girl wth 67 protons is a Ho. It can be used in discreet ways.

This refers to the 67th element on the Periodic Table of the Elements (holmium) which has the short form of Ho.
Person1: Hey look at Carley over there.
Person2: Now there's a girl with 67 protons.
Carly: Hey you guys. What are you talking about?
Person1: Chemistry
by $e9a November 16, 2009
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proton

One of the two building blocks of an atomic Nucleus. It is positively charged, unlike the other atomic building block, the neutron, which weighs the same as the proton but has no electrical charge.
A hydrogen atom has 1 proton and no neutrons.
by Tesformes March 23, 2004
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Proton

New software to revolutionize Linux Gaming, it is a fork of wine financially backed by Valve™. It is said that when this tool is fully stable, people will flock from the pile of garbage known as Windows 10 in droves. Some popular titles that run without much fuss include Doom 2016 and GTA V. Just make sure you install nvidia-396 or you're gonna have a bad time.
Person 1: Did you hear about Valve™'s proton? It runs my entire steam library with few tweaks.
Person 2: Yeah bro, I ditched Windows 10 for Ubuntu 16.04, been loving it man.
by amcwalkingbad January 10, 2019
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ProTUNE

When a professional, using Cobb Tuning's ProTUNER software, makes adjustments to one or more maps stored on a user's Cobb AccessPORT to maximize power, fuel economy, or meet other customer goals for a Subaru Impreza, Legacy, or Forester.
I went stage II and got a protune, now my car is teh fastAr!!
by IWSTI September 30, 2006
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Hentai Protangonistitis

A certain medical condition where a person has no eyes, but inadvertently gains superpowers: the known side effects are harems, lustful personalities, and Yandere actions: it’s a blessing to most onlookers.
The man across the street has been blessed with Hentai Protangonistitis
by Caramel_is_scrumptious October 4, 2019
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