prostaculate

The fruition of extreme ejaculatory release by powerful and fathomless prostate massaging. Usually followed by a long and powerful gasp and the inability to keep one’s eyes open.

“ You should definitely pay the extra $10, Brett’s face after he prostaculated was priceless”

by Frenchingo1 May 13, 2019

Prosticlanker

A bot account on a social media platform that contains links to pornography websites. A portmanteau of "prostitute" and "clanker".

Ted clicks the link on the bio of @CuteGirl69420, not knowing she is a prosticlanker, and Ted got hacked.

by David X. Hatley October 6, 2025