Someone who doesn't like utilyzing condoms or commonly known as prophylactics. As in can't tolerate jim hats, rubbers etc. Typically most known to men.
I got a date tonight and she is so fine I will tell her before dinner that I am prophylactose intolerant.
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I'm lucky that I had an iphone case, my phone wasn't damaged after falling 20 feet down a hill. The case is a smartphone prophylactic, I only wish condoms protected that well.
by joecoolthefool June 3, 2016
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When I saw the broken condom, I went into Prophylactic Shock, at first my mind was blank and the a flood of anxiety about STDs & pregnancy took over.
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by Natalie Lovesdick June 1, 2018
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Happily, da "milk of human kindness" is totally non-allergenic, and so you can partake of it at any time without having to pop any prophylactose pills.
by QuacksO January 26, 2023
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