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productivity bun

A hairdo done in a hurry that serves a bigger purpose in life than most hairdos: Productivity. The higher the bun the more productive one will be.
Example 1
Coworker 1: Hey I have a questio--
Coworker 2: Not now, I'm in the zone.
Coworker 1 to Coworker 3: (whispers) I should have known, just look at that productivity bun.

Example 2
"Guys can have productivity buns too. My friend Nathaniel has one, and he's a famous DJ."
by The Real Smashley April 17, 2014
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Productivity Hangover

A period of time in which you are unable to focus or accomplish tasks following an intensely productive period of time.
I got so much done yesterday that nothing is getting done today…I have a productivity hangover!
by UnoKat February 28, 2023
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Prodfuctivity

Spending the day cutting through red tape and doing paperwork and paying accounts and reporting, so there is no time to do any actual work to report on, therefore disappearing up one's own arse.
Bill : "I spent the morning paying accounts and reporting and chasing invoices up my own arse. It was total prodfuctivity. Later that day though I got through a shitload of actual work."

Ted: "Wow, that's counterprodfuctive."
by The_Bear_that_ate_a_kitty September 7, 2010
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Productivity wave

The mood that generates numerous accomplishments after long periods of procrastination. Being more efficient with your time instead of forcing shit to get done and pissing off everybody else around you
Wife: why haven't you got off your ass and got anything done?

Husband: hey bitch, I'm waiting for the productivity wave to roll in. When it does, I'll get your shit done twice as fast
by Mr KJ May 24, 2016
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The one and only Taylor Swift who did The Man MV, Miss Americana documentary film, Folklore album with Cardigan MV, Evermore album with Willow MV, Folklore: The Long Pond Studio Sessions and Fearless (Taylor's Version) album all within a year.
Taylor Swift proves herself the queen of pandemic productivity
Swift has now cemented herself as the queen of pandemic productivity.
by sevens_epiphany February 14, 2021
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productivity

The ability to make cake balls while you could be doing something else, especially when they're for people. The world will not judge if you make cake balls. The world cannot judge cake balls or the art of making them.
My productivity today was impeccable.
by Master Toda December 1, 2014
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Office Productivity

A dumb office class thats really easy and you play tetris and shop online
Kiki Haly and Lexi love Office Productivity because they sit on their lazy bums and surf the web.
by akhamlett January 28, 2012
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