proffed

Acquired, as in the 'acquisition of military resources', or, as is more than likely the case, - stolen.

He proffed, when he found the item unattended.

by Donkey Walloper July 22, 2016

Prof

To make a photo ones profile picture.

"You look awesome in that picture, you should prof that."

by goggyfoggles March 11, 2012

proffing

When one takes on the personality of a professor and proceeds to forcefully lecture someone on an issue of which they believe they are the resident expert in, but in which they possess no knowledge or experience.

Generally becomes more pronounced with intoxication or during male bonding sessions. Often the phrase "I'll give you the hot tip..." is a precursor to an episode of proffing.

P1. Hey, did you hear Adam last night at the party lecturing Justin on the proof of global warming?

P2. Yeah, he sure gave him a proffing!

by Rocky Bread February 3, 2010

Prof

When one drinks too much at a BBQ and throws up in the hosts' mothers' car. Causing disgrace to his name, life, and everyone he knows.

guy 1: hey man what happened last night?
guy 2: dude you totally pulled a prof!

by 235794416+598 April 29, 2008

The Prof

Typing error, should read "The Poof"

Adam Kelly is also known as The Prof, because he is The Poof, and an enormous loser.

by TTZM July 28, 2004

Cuppa Prof

Hottest Beverage in the World.

Person A: 'Have you heard the new Cuppa Prof song?'

Person B: 'Nah I like Drake'

Person A: 'Try Prof, he only makers Bangers and Tea'

by Tempwork November 2, 2020

prof. Ege

A chad often dropping statements like „hello, can you hear me?“ or „are you finished?“. With his Tesla and his common, just-mentioned phrases, he’s extremely successful when it comes to women. He also has insane drip, a fire accent and an insane style. In his free time he likes to Lay-out databases using his favourite program called access, which is another trait that makes him really special, as he’s the only person able to actually have fun using access. From time to time he also draws random gibberish using his second most-liked program called „dia“.

Have you seen that prof. Ege over there? He’s fire!

by Ege lover123 May 20, 2021