Principal

The boards bitch.

principal: "well joe, i will have to call your parents because that is what the board tells me is the correct procedure although you only threw a snowball at a wall. Snowballs are VERY dangerous according to the board.

joe: "nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

by SWHSkiDd July 9, 2010

vice principal

the guy who abuses you and makes you sit in his office and hates you down to your soul. He also wants to overthrow the principal in charge and make your life a living hell.

The vice principal beat billy with a paddle today.

by 1800-ihatemyviceprincipal July 28, 2006

Principal Principle

The foremost rule of a brave, strong, and wise Commander in Chief:

Start no unnecessary war.

The Principal Principle of a great President, one who knows war or understands war and is dedicated to the safety and security of the American people, would be:

Start no unnecessary war.

This is basic, fundamental.

by RSD July 8, 2006

Principal

A former football coach with 2 losing seasons

Secretary: "The principal is coming to observe your class tomorrow, Mr. Smith"

Mr. Smith: "Oh, the joys of teaching band. Now I'll get to hear about why it's my fault we're 24th seed this year."

by saxman76 October 18, 2010

Principal

the person your teacher sends you to when they can't handle the stupid shit you do anymore, or they're on their period

a principal will give you a lecture on how to behave and a detention if it was really bad you'll be suspended

Student A: the stupid bitch sent me to the principal
Student B: what happened?
Student A: he got some sand in his vag so he gave me a detention

by applealex December 1, 2009

The principals office

Where dreams go to die

Person 1: Omg i got sent to the principals office
Person 2: R u a ghost

by MLB lover 2020 February 28, 2019

Principal McVicker

The principal of Highland High in Beavis and Butt-head, commonly his named is mocked as "McDicker".

Principal McVicker: Hello! I'll have uh, uh, uh, a cheeseburger w-with no ketchup! And I'll also have uh, uh, a chicken sandwich, uh, with no tomatoes, and, uh, uh, with extra mayonnaise! Uh, uh, and some onion rings with no salt! And...

by uncledunkle June 8, 2019