precised

having a specific skill set; well trained; qualified for a position or task.

Tim could not fix the headphones because he was not precised for that job.

by g. hernandez August 11, 2008

Precise

The greatest compliment you can give a woman.
A new age way of telling a girl she's perfect in almost everyway.

Josh: Yo, have you seen the new chick? She's Precise!
Will: Damn. She's perfect... but I still don't think she's as bad as Wenona!
Josh: True, Wenona is precise!
Will: True.

by #FobCity June 24, 2012

precise

Exact; very accurate.

Bonzo, he so precise, he piss on a plate and never splash.

by Cort November 5, 2003

premise

statement or idea on which reasoning is based.

Since all men are mortal and Socrates is a man, Socrates is mortal.
("all men are mortal" and "Socrates is a man") are the PREMISES, while "Socrates is mortal" is the conclusion.

by Fruitfulness September 28, 2008

Precise Karma

Inevitable consequences of an action that almost exactly mirror the action which brought these consequences about. They usually happen soon or almost immediately after the original event occurred.

Eg#1

Guy 1: "Did you hear that Heraldo fired his housekeeper for not speaking english well enough and got canned himself the next day for being an illegal immigrant?"

Guy 2: "Really? Must've been precise karma."

Eg#2

Guy: "Precise karma is the worst. The other day I borrowed Derek's water bottle so I could backwash into it and give it back to him. I didn't realize that it was actually a bottle full of spit... He's trying to lose weight for wrestling."

by Jibblety Jiblits March 21, 2011

previse

To pretend to revise whilst actually not

My Mum said i had to revise but i couldnt be bothered so i decided to previse

I had to previse before my test because i was having a great convosation on Msn and didnt have time to work

I had to previse with my french book in front of me so it looked like i was doing something

by Ali Letham April 8, 2008

premises

Word often used by cops or bouncers instead of "place", to make them sound smarter than they are.

Mate, I'm asking you again to vacate the premises.

by crackettt January 13, 2007