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I am pretending to type something

This is used when your parents, boss, or teacher is near you, and you need to act like you are working, so you type “I am pretending to type something
*Boss walks towards you* I am pretending to type something
by Not Johnneh December 14, 2020
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pretending perfection

Pretending Perfection is an album written by West Virginia's one and only, Huey Mack. Huey Mack's Pretending Perfection has 12 songs on it, and is available on iTunes. Huey shows many different emotions in this song, as such as mentioning about how good things can happen if you be simple, and keep things straight. He made a whole entire song about his mom, and named it Charlotte, and how his mom supported his rapping career when he dropped out of school, and her single mom life when her husband Rick left her. He raps out about parting and how he has women always loving and partying with him. He made a song named "Real Me" and explains that just because he's a rapper, who has lovers and haters, he still lives a normal life with normal people. This album reached number 8 on billboard, a huge accomplishment. This is an album worth having. I respect Huey Mack more then you could imagine.
Huey Mack's new album, pretending perfection just released
by ldlamppa December 9, 2013
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lez-pretending

pretending to be a lesbian for attention in order to attract straight men who are aroused by girl-on-girl action
- i didn't know you were a lesbian

- I'm not a lesbian, I was just lez-pretending
by felix9898 May 18, 2010
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Kicking a ball and pretending to be hurt

the shittiest episode of any show ever!
Guy 1: Did you watch "Kicking a ball and pretending to be hurt"
Guy 2: No, that shits ass.
by azBowls January 6, 2021
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pretendindigenous

Term used to refer to people who pose as someone who is indigenous to a certain region
She’s pretendindigenous
by Siegfried March 11, 2022
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pretending

when someone acts like an idiot but they probably aren't acting
"Did you know kevin doesn't know what heirloom means?"
"Is he pretending?"
by kevserranity July 23, 2022
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Pretending I don't

Pretending I do so you can keep pretending I don't.
Hym "Pretending I don't already have it isn't going to save you."
by Hym Iam June 12, 2025
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