preyfendin 

When your in a club or at a party and you see some fly bitches who your gunna prey on but you gotta defend them from all the other guys there.

Graham: Yo conlin you see those fly bitchazz, we gunna be preyfendin tonight!
Conlin: Fo sho'

preyfendin by G-rizzle93 September 30, 2010

i am pretending to type something 

when you are supposed to be doing work at school but you are doing something else on your computer and your teacher walks by so you write "I am pretending to type something" so it looks like you're busy working.

-hey, what were you typing in class yesterday?
-i was typing "i am pretending to type something".

i am pretending to type something by Quirty uwo Paz’s May 26, 2020

Pretrending 

When you pretend to like something because it is a popular trend.

Kate: Yeah, Michelle loves the new Skrillex album too.
Tom: Phft. She is pretrending.

Pretrending by ToffeePoppet November 14, 2012

Not Pretending 

A sarcastic phrase popularized by AdmiralBulldog and his circus of clowns, he calls MegaCucks.

Usually used to exhibit bewilderment and disdain against someone's actions or thoughts. This can be a response to somebody when you don't know if they are "pretending" to be dumb. It can be an affirmation of someone's stupidity.

Can be synonymous with replying to somebody who is being deadass wrong.

In other words, the feeling you get when you thought someone's actions or words were a joke but they were not.

John: Wow! Can you believe that Jeffery Ebstein killed himself?!
Matthew: Do you actually believe that?
John: Yeah. I guess he couldn't take the pressure.
Matthew: *shaking head* Not pretending.

Not Pretending by AtticusXIII November 5, 2019

Pretendinitis 

The humming of two high pitched frequencies voiced simultaneously by persons to the dismay of a third colleague/associate resulting in an appointment with an ear doctor.

He came down with Pretendinitis and had to leave work early.

Pretendinitis by LiteralBeastSlayer April 17, 2020

pretendinitis 

classic way that runners fake an injury. It's a pseudo-injury that afflicts lazy athletes who use it to get out of running practice. They tell their coach that they can't run because they have "tendinitis."

"I heard you have pretendinitis."
"What do you mean?"
"Well, you bs'ed your coach to get out of the long workout. You claimed that you had tendonitis, even though you're clearly fine and just pretending."

pretendinitis by drizzly.ivan.96 March 1, 2017

pretendinitis 

The pain and discomfort endured while having a tedious conversation, usually the result of long periods of smiling and nodding. Facial muscles can be eased periodically with generic comments such as "Oh really?", "Uh-huh", and "That's crazy."

Pretty long, I started to get pretendinitis

pretendinitis by sugartees August 3, 2010