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Pretendbian

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A straight girl who is pretending to be a lesbian. Pretendbians are usually doing this for cool points because being a lesbian becomes hip amongst their peers.
Famous Pretendbians include: Lindsay Lohan, Ann Heche, Kim Kardashian, Britney Gastone
by Brick Wall Brick Wall February 9, 2012
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pretesbian

A girl who has sex or relationships with lesbians but is really straight.
Mary was dating Julie for a while, but I heard she just married a dude. I knew she was a pretesbian.
by heanan November 25, 2007
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pretenzbian

An attractive young female who pretends to be a lesbian to break into porn, to get famous or to become a "model".
You know Muffy really hates going down on other women but she has to play the pretenzbian game until she makes it as a model.
by Archanimal May 2, 2011
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Pretendian

Any white person claiming to be Native American but has no ties to the culture or ethnic groups. Another term meaning the same thing would be 5$ Indian.
White Guy: My grandmother was an Aztec princess you can tell by my cheekbones and the stories she told me.

Any Sensible Person: You’re a pretendian.
by nomorepretendians February 21, 2023
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Pretendian

A motorcycle styled to look like the classic Indian motorcycles, but made from Harley-Davidson clone parts, or by another motorcycle company (i.e. Kawasaki).
That Pretendian may look like an old Indian, but it's really a Harley clone beneath the sheet metal.
by Baygul February 23, 2011
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Pretendsbian

A female that has good looking privilege & been a serial dater with many boyfriends and has a disenfranchised attitude toward American men thus dating a full blown lesbian in defiance of her contempt for American men.
That girl looks a like a model holding hands with a butch lesbian. That is because she is a pretendsbian.
by imgtrip or Gigs One January 26, 2021
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Pretendian

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noun
1. Also called Race Shifter, Identity Thief, Colonizer, Cultural Appropriator. A member of any ethnic group claiming to be Indigenous, for their own personal gain.

2. Any non-Indigenous person who misappropriates stories, culture etc. for their own purposes.

3. Anyone who follows the Indian Act rule, where the government decides who is Indigenous and who is not Indigenous.

4. Any non-Indigenous person who believes that Indigeneity can be purchased through DNA tests.
“Pretendians are everywhere!”
“Pretendians say I think Indigenous, therefore I am Indigenous.”

“Pretendians say my grandmother was an Indian Princess.”
by Miss Chief 1492 August 4, 2023
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