Reciprocal Precipitation

When you find out you're STD status based on your most recent sexual partners STD test.

I don't have to get tested because Mary just did and she's clean, gotta love that reciprocal precipitation.

by Harriet Dubman November 27, 2014

cool, precipitation

basically lingo for ‘i’m bored’

y0u: cool, precipitation

Fry: same

by bemjam October 14, 2020

cool, precipitation

basically different lingo for “i’m bored”

y0u: cool, precipitation
Fry: same

by bemjam October 14, 2020

predicitation

When someone fails so unbelievably bad that they instantaneously contract every STD known to man.

When someone loses a philosophical debate three times in a row they would be in quite a predicitation.

by ROFLSAUSAGE-wheh July 13, 2010

recipitation

When you become the recipient of many text messages all at once.
From recipient and precipitation (rain)

"Yo dude, is that your message tone going off again?"

"Yeah, got major recipitation."

by organicwitch February 24, 2009

Precipitatious

To be rained on, emotionally. A word to describe someone who "brings you down."

Often, but not always used as a joke. When NOT used as a joke, can be stirringly sharp and rude.

"I don't like her, I don't trust her, she's precipitatious"
"...she's what?..."
"Yeah. She rains down on me. Always with the rain."

by Preposterous February 6, 2010

preSKIPitation

A winter weather phenomenon in which _your_ particular ski area / region is 'SKIPPED' with regularity, while neighboring areas / regions get 'POUNDED', ... or even just slightly favored ( the bastards ).

preSKIPitation:

Crested Butte, Colorado gets 36 inches.

Telluride, Colorado gets 3.6 inches.

by chaz_winter May 14, 2011