Premeditated Wanking

Engaging in the act of wanking having pre-planned the desired time, location, and length of time in which the act of wanking should occur. Often used by homosexual men who have other, gayer things they could be doing.

"I prefer premeditated wanking over other types of wanking, I need the time to get ready for something so emotionally affectional"

by nubcake October 16, 2006

Premeditated Cheating

To form an intent to carry out an act of cheating.

Phoenix, don't go back to him, he premeditated cheating on you.

by Carmenelizabeth June 23, 2015

cool, precipitation

It just means that you want to be really annoying or you're bored or you just want the conversation to continue.

"Well cool, precipitation."

"My fucking god man."

by Corner_Urban October 14, 2020

Vaginal Precipitation

(noun)The nectar of a vagina in any form;the reaction from a stimulated vagina.

"Liz is coming over!I predict an 80% chance of vaginal precipitation."

by Semen Flower August 11, 2009

Premeditated oral sex

The act of premeditating(or thinking about) receiving or giving the best damn oral sex you'll ever have in your entire FUCKING life!

So, you better know ahead of time if you're gonna do it.

You:I love premeditated oral sex!!

Other person: Itss just not as good if you don't think about it first!

by d00d. October 11, 2009

Precetate

Takes precedence over everything else..

On the sinking Titanic women and children would precetate other on board loading the escape rafts.

by Wysteria Wolfe October 15, 2017

Premeditated Bromicide

When a bro plans in advance the ending of a bromance with another bro.

Norad: Bro, I drove up to Mollys place over the weekend and I banged her.
Pat: Bro, thats Swoyers girlfriend! He's like your best friend bro! He's gonna be so mad at you when he finds out bro! Thats like Premeditated Bromicide!!

by VTHokie September 11, 2009