fuck that potato’s raw 

Meaning “raw” as in retarded and “potato” as in person. The term therefore implying someone as a “retarded vegetable”

Coming back from a conversation with a stupid person and telling your mates “fuck that potato’s raw” meaning he is a extremely dumb person.

fuck that potato’s raw by Mr potato head June 22, 2019

fuck the mashed potatoes 

Slang for the act of ruining a meal for the other diners. Generally used in the context of a dinner party at a private residence, but can also apply to a meal enjoyed in a restaurant.
A more general definition applies when someone manages to spoil an event for the group by doing something very inappropriate.

Every time my girl and I double-date with James and Amy, We end up leaving early because James always manages to fuck the mashed potatoes by drinking too much and starting a screaming match with Amy about who spends to much money.

fuck the mashed potatoes by MikeinVA January 2, 2008

Well fuck me with a sack o' potatoes 

A phrase used when feeling both annoyed and upset.

Person 1: This guy is targeting me specifically.
Person 2: Leave the game then.
Person 1: Well fuck me with a sack o' potatoes.

Well fuck me with a sack o' potatoes by Astertious June 8, 2024

Potato fucker 

Someone who continuously has sex with and desire the intellectually disabled.

JF is a potato fucker.

Potato fucker by JFfan February 22, 2019

potato fucker 

1. a person, usually an Irish/Native American male, who fucks potatoes on a daily basis because he does not masturbate
2. the person who creates mashed potatoes for the school
3. a person who also enjoys fucking other various edible and nonedible objects such as fajitas and shit

Person: Hey Kyle, do you want my potatoes?
Kyle: I LOVE FUCKING POTATOES!!!

potato fucker by Kyle Wesley Lutes January 2, 2005

Mashed Potato Pussy Fucker 

One who enjoys the very cheesiest of tacos. Said vagina is generally so engulfed is a puss like substance that it is barely distinguishable from a bowl of mashed potatos.

Man, Sanjeep is such a mashed potato pussy fucker. He was in the shower last night and his cock fell off due to extreme rot.

Mashed Potato Pussy Fucker by Steve Penis October 7, 2007

a fucking potato 

why the fuck did you search this. it's a fucking potato.

why the actual fuck would you use this in a sentence. it's a fucking potato.

a fucking potato by Starberry Gaming September 25, 2020