Nerd Poser

A person who tries to act like a nerd and refuses to accept the fact that he/she is not smart.

Eugene: It is just so annoyingly distressing that Jake displays this pretentious act to delude others to beleive he is what he is not--a classic, certified nerd.

Ludwig: Yes, yes. I have no choice, but to agree with your opinion on Jake's deceiving behavior. Personally, I will define him as a NERD POSER.

Both: (snickering and snorting in a nerdy manner.)

by NerDorKlutzie January 13, 2010

posers

A poser is someone who tries to fit into a profile they aren't. People who try to give off the impression that they are one thing when they are really another.
Also, a poser can be one who says they can do something that they can't.
Or more commonly, a poser is someone who, when doing something successfully, takes more than enough credit for it.

Lots of types of Posers, for example The guys who hang out with skateboarders but can't actually skate, even though they have a board.

by K~ August 10, 2003

posterior funk

The malodorous bouquet emanating from the back passage of an unkempt individual. Often noted by novice health professionals.

Novice: When I first examined him I felt oddly unwell. I would never have expected such a well presented gentleman to have posterior funk.
Senior: I think you mean posterior flank!

by Posteriorfunk October 5, 2017

Poser

Kids that bring their skateboards to school.

Poser: Ya, I'm just going to walk to school with my skateboard and not ride is so people will think I'm a bad motherfucker.

by measingeneral July 2, 2012

My Chemical Romance Poser

Someone who only owns "The Black Parade" but thinks there a "mega ultra ubber fan". Sadly they outweigh the real fans and give them a bad name. Because of wannabe emo 13 year old's MCR has become known as a "typical whinny emo band", when the in fact have decent music, meaningful lyrics, and are completly against suicide.

*TYPICAL CONVERSATION IN A MCR CHATROOM"

xxultraxemoxultraxmcrxfan- heyzzz ever1 isnt black parde da best cdzzzzz ever?

ixluvzxgerardxway- of cousezzz!!!! i luv mcr so effing much dey rock so hard! lolololol im so emozzzzz

real.mcr.fan- yeah i guess the black parade was cool, but the bullets cd is my favorite. i also love the inner story of the revenge cd!

ixluvxgerardxway- whatzzz ru taking bout dey only gotzzz 1 cd

real.mcr.fan- stupid my chemical romance poser

*you have been booted from this chatroom*

by East Park March 19, 2010

poser emo

one who tries to act emo for the sake of fitting in. but has no real life problems or anything to be upset over.
thinks emo is cute. acts emo because they think it is kool or "in". a prep who does it for the sake of wearing clothes with skulls on them.

prep: Oh my god! my life sux! so i went out and bought this 80$ shirt with skulls on it with my daddy's credit card.

me: go fuck ur self u poser emo... -_-

by meaghan o. August 6, 2007

Skater Poser

Note: A Skater Poser is NOT someone who sucks at skateboarding and/or is just beginning.

A Skater Poser is someone who claims they skate, but doesn't really. Reasons for someone being a Skater Poser include popularity and getting girls. They are usually seen carrying their boards around (some don't even own a skateboard), saying they can do tricks, and sitting around at the local park, insulting actual skaters.

*Real Skater falls doing a kickflip to nosegrind*

Skater Poser: Dude, you suck! I did that first try yesterday!

Real Skater: Let's see it, then.

Skater Poser: A cop took my board away.

Real Skater: Here, use mine.

Skater Poser: Uh, I have to, uh, check my, uh, house. I think, uh, I left my, uh, front door open.

*Skater Poser runs away*

Real Skater: Poser...

by youdon'tneedtoknowme July 9, 2010