portsmouth

A wart on the arsehole of humanity. Marginally worse than Southampton, which is where the Scummers live(under a stone of course).

God my arse looks like it has got a 'Portsmouth' on it!!

by South Coast Hatin' Me November 25, 2006

portsmouth

a fuckin ledgendary city in the south of england situated near some shit hole called southampton.

person 1: i fuckin love portsmouth its fuckin great
person2:ye what about southapmton
person 1:scummer cunts

by 00 May 17, 2006

portsmouth

an immense city in the south coast of england full of english people not like the paki infested excuse of a city called southampton. Portsmouth is a genarally an awsome place. It has the best football team in hampshire and one of the best firms in england apart from millwall, chelsea and maybe west ham.

The people of portsmouth support their team and are nice people.

portsmouth is better than southampton

by pfcsven August 16, 2006

Portsmouth

A town on the New Hampshire coast. Portsmouth has a large population of hippies and hipsters. There isn't a lot to do in the town, especially in the winter, so many adults go to one of the many local coffee shops or the Music Hall theatre. The kids usually either play sports, become alcoholics/potheads, or both. Most people in Portsmouth are rich or middle class, the exceptions populate the housing projects, such as Gosling Meadows. The high school consists of students from three different towns, Greenland, Rye, and Portsmouth. Nothing happens in Greenland, people from there do say nigger a lot though. Everyone from Rye is rich as fuck and believes that there a gangsta, when really there a spoiled white kid who has never been in a fight in there life. Most kids in the school are from Portsmouth and consist of skaters, jocks, lax bro's, stoners, and kids who no one knows. Everyone acts tough but the people who can actually do shit can be counted on one finger. In general, there are a lot of jocks, skaters, and stoners, and not much else. Also Liam Annis is hated by pretty much everyone in the school.

Steve: Wow, I'm so bored.
James: Wanna drink until we pass out?
Steve: Let's do it.
James: I love Portsmouth.

by ganja72 February 27, 2011

Portsmouth

City located in the South Eastern Virginia, world renown for its pungent odor. Due to its close proximity, the smell likely originated in Hampton and has taken root in Portsmouth.
Portsmouth city motto boasts,
"At least we dont live in Hampton."

Portsmouth residents have an average per capita income of $6000 a year, and most of that goes towards the purchase of crack cocaine.

Lucy: Where have you been, i haven't seen you in a week.
Pete: I moved to Portsmouth last week.
Lucy: Thats good, at least you dont live in Hampton.
Pete: Yeah, fuck Hampton.

by Brasco December 05, 2007

Portsmouth

Where perfection meets paradise, the harbour town of Portsmouth is born. A collection of rolling hills, real gentlemen, and a burger van combine to create this magical location.

Thou hath visit thy Portsmouth, thus shalt surely remain mushty

by Lewis12121 January 10, 2014

Portsmouth

Two words: Shite Hole!

Man 1:Whats all the brown stuff in Portsmouth?
Man 2: Shite

by sallyanna February 22, 2009