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Cleveland Porthole

Cleveland Porthole: The elegant act of shitting in someone’s tracheotomy hole.
Can you please shit in my tracheometry hole? It’s been a long day.

Cleveland Porthole: shitting in that hole boi
by Dudeguyhomie August 4, 2018
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porthory

Terrible spelling of the word "Port Authority"
I am become bus oorater for porthory.
by tryanoorater May 31, 2011
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Portholio

Noun

Pronunciation: port-ho-lee-o

An index* representing all secured and/or pursued hoes.

**Index is to remain unwritten as to not create unnecessary clutter in the event of need for emergency exholiation See Urban Dictionary Exholation Definition.
Frank: This economy is a bitch, man. Can you believe I just got laid off last week?

Sam: Shoot. You're tellin me. I can't catch a break myself.
Frank: Luckily, my portholio is still looking strong and remains untouched. Lot of big hitters.

Sam: Still diversifying? You had a lot of your action going with the white girls for a minute there.

Frank: Always diversifying. Last weekend got a little weird. Before I knew it, two knew additions. Even got an Indian now.

Sam: Outsourcing IS getting bigger and bigger, you know. I hear that's the new jackpot for a high return on investment.

Frank: You said it.

Sam: You sly devil, you.
by Splasshhh April 28, 2008
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mexican porthole

mexican porthole is the transport module that resembles the shit house used by construction workers across america.Legend has it mex workers transport back and forth from mex to u.s.
where the hell did all those illegals come from?
must have flown on the "mexican porthole " they were'nt here yesterday!
by bubbles may October 23, 2008
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portholio

Someone in the communication business who's always trying to get people to look at his work.
Ted: Who was that, Tad?
Tad: Some portholio trying to make an appointment.
by Circushead July 4, 2006
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willy porthole

When you shove your tongue so far down your girlfriend throat, she chokes.
Girl: Hey Babe
Boy: (Shoves tongue in throat)
Girl: WILLY PORTHOLE!
by TanyaBo May 22, 2011
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porthole

Mild/humourous euphemism for anus.
Excuse me, my porthole is bursting.
by ud40 February 23, 2005
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