monkey porridge

When a black guy blows a load in your mouth so thick you have to chew it.

"I'ma drop a batch of monkey porridge in this bitches mouth."

monkey porridge by DrNegroLsd May 23, 2016

Porridge Knickers 

A condition that results in the soiling of female undergarments due to extreme sexual excitement. This results in the kickers appearing to have a porridge like colour and texture stained into them.

I brought a durty yoke home from the Lodge last night and she was foaming at the gash - serious case of porridge knickers lying on my floor in the morning.

Porridge Knickers by Paulie Cee December 7, 2010

Porridgeotamus 

A porridgeotamus is a man beast borne of nature that will devour any visible food source in its path, regardless of constitution, flavour, taste or ownership.

Man: Hey, did you see my raw totellini
Other man: Yeah, but it was devoured by that wild Porridgeotamus over there

Porridgeotamus by bigfras August 25, 2009

Porridge Pistol 

A colloquial term for the male appendage, often used to reference to a man's ejaculatory fluids.

Nick: Dude, I heard Abi has been fucking Will recently!

Matt: Yeah man, it's true! He's been poking her with his porridge pistol for the last fortnight.

Porridge Pistol by CPalilnuem February 16, 2012

Jamestown Porridge

A Jamestown porridge is the act of vomiting into a womans ass, adding kraft dinner mix, inserting your penis and jizzing profusesly. The sloppy contents of this anal soup should have an anema effect, causing her to shit uncontrollably. You and your damsel then invite some of your friends over, for a nice steamy lunch.

"Mmm, lawdy. I sure could go for some Jamestown porridge right about now you guise."

"Jamestown porridge again!?! but MOOOOOOOOM.."

Jamestown Porridge by TheBigfilthy April 29, 2009

Porridge cannon 

A porridge cannon is where you spread your cheeks while bending over to spray faeces at people for fun. for best results eat lots of dogdy food on a seedy sunday

Jerrome was always hogging the toilet so i kicked the door in and blasted him with my porridge cannon.

Adrian's porridge cannon was leaking so he had to see a doctor before it seized up

I would let mel gibson eat a bowl of cereal out of my porridge cannon any day

Porridge cannon by F-Bang August 24, 2009

Porridge Pot Surprise 

When a man has had one too many drinks and he is having casual sex with some girl...he then proceeds to open up her pussy and whitey into it filling it to the brim ... The man may then put his penis inside the girls vagina and stir in a rotary motion to make it a porridge pot surprise.

Boy: "I was at dat oxygen festival last year and fit looking lass was fully grinding me liek.. so i took her back to my tent and started licking her out...felt a bit sick so i threw up in her pussy and made a nicee wee porridge pot surprise

Porridge Pot Surprise by Dickmax March 29, 2011