Pornhub 

The website I go to beat the shit out my dick

#pornhub #masturbation

Pornhub by Wolfythewolf March 20, 2020

Pornhub Community Intro 

The holy anthem we all know but are afraid to admit because it shows that we watch porn. Legend says that if you play it near your stepsister, she'll start thirsting for your juice. The results are even better if she's in a laundry room.

You: *phone plays the Pornhub Community Intro*
Your stepsister: Hey stepbro, I'm stuck in the washing machine. Can you help me?
You: Sure! *brings her a "package"*

Pornhub Community Intro by fatcowhoe October 23, 2020

Pornhub 

The Netflix of the Porn Industry

Pornhub has so much good stuff on it

Pornhub by casportsfan June 26, 2016

Pornhub Kids 

Why would you need to search this up? Anyways, Pornhub Kids is like YouTube Kids, but with Porn in it. Get it correct. Anyways, why would you need to search this up? What brought you here? Are you a Pedophile? What's wrong with you? Pornhub Kids doesn't exist. Now get your lazy ass up out of your mother's basement and get a life. You sick fuck.

Tom: You bro I found a Pornhub Kids video, want to watch it. Oh wait, I have no friends.

Pornhub Kids by TheNiggaInTheCloset April 25, 2022

Pornhub comment section 

A surprisingly respectful comment section full of people who will help u with homework and even invite u to Xbox games

*Pornhub comment section*
Me: Do u know the answer to 3x+2=14
MikeHunt69: Oh yeah the answer is just x=4
Me: Thanks!

Pornhub comment section by Dubiks February 18, 2019

Pornhub 

Idk maybe you should look it up ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

Pornhub.com

Pornhub by antant723 May 12, 2018

Pornhub 

You know exactly what this shit is. So fuck off.

I don’t know how the fuck to use Pornhub in a sentence.

Pornhub by [[[[ March 28, 2018