organic portal

A person who serves no purpose other than to eat and shit.
A moron. A shithead. A fuckstick. An idiot. A dumbass.

That dude Ed is nothing but an organic portal.

by wrenchingking January 25, 2012

Pornelius Hubert

The full name of Porn Hub

My full name is Pornelius Hubert

by ColaCode July 14, 2018

Pornolicious

When a person, place, thing, or idea is seductive and alluring

Dang Gina, that gurls lookin' pornolicious!!

by J-heff April 7, 2007

Portal High

The feeling of total happiness when one finally beats the highly addicting yet highly frustrating game Portal produced by the Valve Corporation.

Cody laughed his ass off for an hour straight during his Portal high after finally beating the game.

by JimJamDragoonr February 11, 2008

Butt Portal

Magical portal of the butt-ox of which many different things can enter and exit.

Datmodz is getting a tattoo of a treasure goblin entering his butt portal.

Big John just took that guys butt portal to sexy land.

by iEUnbreakable April 13, 2014

pornaholic

One who is addicted to porn

The pornaholic looks at and watches porn all day long.

by Nevin October 15, 2003

portal astrology

When anxious college applicants believes that any changes in their college admissions portal indicates whether or not they have been accepted or rejected. Commonly discussed about online on college-admissions forums.

"OMG MY PORTAL TEXT SHIFTED ONE PIXEL TO THE LEFT!!!"

"Bro OMG mine didn't. I think you got in!!! I believe in portal astrology"

by udcollege March 30, 2021