pop a squat

yardy know its when ya gotta shit and the only way to do it is to squat and pop it out.

MOOOve i gotta pop a squat, brittany get out of my wayy its comin out hot!

by bender j fry August 10, 2018

pop a squat

To sit down, usually used by kids.

Yo sup, pop a squat and have a burger.

Principal: You are being unimaginably badly-behaved.
Me: Pop a squat in yo office and get off my back, foo.

by Alex Nichols June 3, 2005

pop a squat

A speed squeeze. A.K.A. taking a huge slam on the crapper. Its the slam dunk of doo-doo world.

Dude, I have to pop a squat, or I think I might explode!

by Walker Watson July 21, 2006

pop a squat

A speed squeeze. A.K.A. taking a huge slam on the crapper. Its the slam dunk of doo-doo world.

Dude, I have to pop a squat, or I think I might explode!

by Walker Watson July 21, 2006

Pop a squat

When you're camping and you need to pee but there isnt any actual toilets so you must squat in the woods.

Katie: OMG i have to pee soooo bad but i dont know if i should go in the lake or the bushes

Jess and Kellie (singing to the tune of row row row your boat): Katie has to pee, but cant make up her mind! she had better pop a squat, or we'll leave her behind!

by Troop 129 September 4, 2005

pop-a-squat

What a group of girls must do when getting drunk in the woods and a bathroom is nowhere to be found.

"I gotta pee!"
"Me too!"
"Ok, let's pop-a-squat behind that tree."

by Stranger Danger September 7, 2005

Pop a Squat

Another term for taking a seat on something, such as a stool, chair, toilet. It can also be used when describing a huge dump that has just been taken.

"Why don't you pop a squat right here so we can talk?"

"Dang, I just popped a squat on the can, don't step in there for a year!"

by Joshie G. May 7, 2010