Poowan

A word used to describe a fwen that is unsure of what another relationship would do to him - good or bad

chanda: oops lol a silly fuckin poowan fell out my fanny
madu: *hehe* FORWARD THE FWEN BRIGADE
isaac: I have smegma
chanda: hello baby poowan
madu: fucking poowan
isaac: poowanhead

by Madu Wang December 22, 2019

poonapotomus

The overweight sea cow that you'll have sex with.

Man that hot chick won't fuck me, guess I'm gonna have to get with that poonapotomus

by duTiFul April 9, 2009

Poopapult

"Poop - catapult"

When a gay guy tries to fuck himself in the ass... gets a boner... and then poop flings everywhere.

Ewww... did he just poopapult in his face?

by dontlagthevag April 27, 2009

PooWad

PooWad:Noun: A large steaming pile of compressed faeces. Often found in homeless people's pants after taking a bus ride. Conspicous by its bad odour and bulge in the back of the pants. People suffering a poowad often seem blissfully unaware of its existance.

Poowad: Adjective: A person who is very annoying, like a fowl stench.

Usage example:

Adjective: I met this poowad called Roofus in Brisabane.
Noun: I believe sir has a poowad in his pants

by Corky McRoofus March 19, 2008

poowad

-an asshole of a person.

-somone ugly enough to be mistaken for a five foot eightish lump of shit.

-a big lump of poo. see dingleberry.

"you fucking poowad!"
"wow, shes a real poowad."
"i cant get this goddam poowad outa my ass hair."

by JWAYNE December 28, 2005

poonap

To rest your eyes for a short time period whilst mid-poo resulting in your friends wondering why you to took so long in the toilet.

Jane: What on earth have you been up to John? You were in the toilet for ages!
John: Sorry, I just had a little poonap.

by MrsKensington September 4, 2016

Poowanise

To transfer something into the state of being a poowan.

Hey dude, look at that guy over there. I'm totally gonna poowanise him.

by Willeth Slatter April 14, 2019