poot

1) a poop fart combonation
2) a stupid person
3) something fun to say whille ur stoned

1) yo i jsut did a big poot
2) your beeing a poot face 100
3) poot magoot

by scoots November 08, 2004

poot

A person of lower intelligence, more specifically a buffoon.

"You're such a poot!"

by K - Dizzle October 01, 2006

poot

Poot is the slug-like pet alien belonging to Kreeblim from Bruce Coville's novel "My Teacher Fried my Brains." Small, furry, and with eye stalks and no skeletal structure, it is reminiscent of Star Trek's tribble.

He cuddled his pet poot.

by Peter Murawski March 23, 2005

poot

a poo coloured suit..

hayley: OMFG!!!! THAT IS THE BEST POOT I HAVE EVER SEEN I WANT TO BUY IT AND MAKE LOVE TO ITS SWEET VISAGE

all: (chanting) POOT POOT POOT POOT

by jenny nimmo August 27, 2005

poot

A fart caused not by digestion, but by the forcing of air into the colon by anal sex

A: "It's so embarrassing when I poot while we're having sex, but I can't help it."
B: "What's a poot?"
A: "It's like a queef from your butt."
B: "Isn't that just a fart?"
A: "No it's different."

by Matilda Bbl December 05, 2014

poot

Shortened version of putang, slang for vagina. See: Putang.

Did you stick your cock in her poot?

by Juanathan March 27, 2007

poot

Poot is a word that has a diffrent meaning in every area of the country, and world. To me, poot is somthing you say when you are just happy...

1. HAHA! Tim just asked me out! I'm gonna go write POOT on my tummy! :-D POOOOOOOT!

by :-) April 01, 2005