poopertunity

The chance to poop as loud as you want. It can refer to the moment when you are finally alone in a public restroom. It can also be used to refer to happening upon an outhouse on a hiking trip or a gas station on a road trip.

When my boss flushed the toilet in the stall next to me, I knew it was my only window of poopertunity.

by Sierra Needle January 30, 2008

poopertunity

The opportunity to poop at work

Hey man, I have a great poopertunity while the boss is gone, I'll be back in an hour.

by Oldschooljoey June 25, 2012

Poopertunity

When you have a strong urge to poop and the opportunity to do your business immediately.
Not having to hold it for "more convenient" time.

I was cleaning the kitchen, got a strong urge to go and didn't want to hold it and miss my poopertunity.

by Oops I lost it again January 16, 2019

Impactful pooportunity

The opportunity to to finally poop after many days of impacting due to constipation.

I finally had an impactful pooportunity and I feel much lighter now!

by -Office wife November 24, 2009

Pooportunity

The specific opportunity to defecate when one has the chance.

Example 1: One should always take a pooportunity when one has a chance.

Example 2: John regretted not taking the pooportunity as he faced into the 3 hour bus journey.

Example 3: Jo was waiting for the pooportune time to exact revenge.

Example 4: Walking along the cliff, Simon spotted the perfect pooportunity to enjoy the view of the sunset.

by Jocian August 11, 2014

Poportunity

1. Blanket word describing the downfall of modern music.
2. Opportunities that are given to artists not necessarily gifted nor talented. Eg: Pop rock, Emo, Hip Hop, Boy bands.

American Idol is giving poportunity to so called 'artists' who would normally be relegated to coffee shops.

by Sizzor April 2, 2008

Poopertunity

1. N. An opportunity presented, but not really a particularly good one; Better than nothing, but barely.

2. N. A portmanteau of Poop and opportunity.

From the Peruvian/Belgian: Poop.

After my grandmother died, I had the poopertunity to use that funeral parlor Groupon I bought.

by LEEEO June 7, 2011