Poopertunity

When the opportunity presents itself to take that poo that you've been waiting for. When you're so excited to get this poop out and your bowels free!

Excuse me friends I have a poopertunity I can't pass up!

Poopertunity by JamieDonBoss April 11, 2016

Poopertunity

Chance too take a poop

I missed my poopertunity when the Taco Bell kicked in and could not get to bathroom.

Poopertunity by Jinnieninnie February 18, 2021

Window of poopertunity 

The timespan within which the larger intestine is ready to have a bowel movement.

The train was delayed this morning, and I missed my window of poopertunity. I've tried with a bucket of coffee and a cigarette, but now I won't be able to go all day.

Window of poopertunity by Snigel December 10, 2016

Pooportunity

The perfect opportunity to poop with little effort. In other words, the body and mind's optimal time to release a demon. Once missed, said demon retreats, solidifies, and cements itself in your lower intestine until the next pooportunity.

Chad:"I had the perfect pooportunity, but I passed it up because I'm too self-conscious to shit in the middle of a parking lot"

Bruce: "Man, you done fucked up. That sweet shit baby demon lives inside you now."

Chad:"My tummy hurts"

Pooportunity by Rae$ December 11, 2016

poopportunity

1. A place where you have the opportunity to poop.
2. The chance to take the hardest-core of a poop

Kendall: Oh crap! I can't hold in my poop any longer!
Victoria: Well, you had a poopportunity when we were at the gas station, but I guess you have to wait until the next stop.

poopportunity by VicsterLovesLil June 20, 2011

pooportunity

The prime opportunity to take a poop. Being in the ideal situation to defecate, free from worry, interruption, or discovery.

I felt my stomach gurgling from the huge lunch I ate so the moment everyone left the office, it was the perfect pooportunity.

pooportunity by nylek May 6, 2009

poopritunity 

The windows of time in which one can take a much needed poop. Waiting too long can have detrimental effects on your intestinal system.

"Better hurry it up, gotta take my poopritunity, or else I won't be able to go."

poopritunity by J-Bo October 19, 2005