The Poop-Hole Loop-Hole

When a woman/girl claims to be a virgin on the grounds that the only penetrative sex she's ever engaged in has been anal.

Jack: Dude, your girlfriend's a slut
John: No way, she was a virgin when we started dating
Jack: Yea, only cuz of the poop-hole loop-hole. Just ask Dave, Mike, Jamal, Terrence, Shaun, Shawn, Sean, and our biology teacher

John: :O

by jacktyronemartinez November 15, 2010

Poop-hole Loop-hole

Taking it in the ass in order to preserve your virginity.

I heard she lost it. Nah man, she used the poop-hole loop-hole

by Starfuckerinc July 1, 2017

poop hole loop hole

The clause by which a female may circumvent the moral law which dictates that a female should not engage in sexual relations prior to marriage by participating in anal sexual relations in lieu of vaginal intercourse. Additionally, the female will conveniently avoid risk of pregnancy while simultaneously preserving her virginity.

He: No, we cannot have sex, we are not married!
She: It's okay...we can use the poop hole loop hole and you can do me in the butt!
He: Sweet!

by Exit Only June 26, 2009

Poop hole

A hole you have poop shot out of it and it hurts so good :)

Dude I have a poop hole and it hurts so good

by Iamgoodoof November 9, 2020

poop-hole

its just kind of a more inappropriate way of saying "butt"

you frickin poop-hole!
what
youre a butt
ah, okay

by EddieBready March 16, 2021

God's Poop Hole

When your trying your hardest to stay away from premarital sex but you just gotta nut... don't worry slide it in her butt

Don't worry God's poop hole made us a loop hole!

by Mrs.C.Baird October 2, 2023