poohbear it

To consume food that is somewhat liquid (in the manner of honey) by simply grabbing at it with one's hand and then licking the content off said hand

Jim: Do you want a spoon for that peanut butter?
Bob: Nah, I'll just poohbear it

by tomhansolo September 20, 2009

Poohbear

Poohbear

A poohbear is a cute black woman with glasses.

Example "ya nigga she fine with those glasses on!!"
"Bro, she's a poohbear, look at how cute she is.

Also worded as poohba. Word translation by domby

by Rackone67 October 14, 2019

Poohbear

When you get shit on your dick after anal sex

After I fucked cailey she gave me poohbear all over my dick.

by rnelly87 September 11, 2019

poohbear

noun- the epitome of our life.

Homework is my poohbear.

by Jake34 April 2, 2005

Poohberg

When a person births a turd pile so large that it fills the bowl so completely that a small portion is above the surface of the toilet water.

Last night we had Italian then drank A LOT and had late-night Mexican and thus morning I had a tremendous shit, so big I birthed a poohberg

by The Fig April 3, 2022