When having anal intercourse with a partner, you pull out your penis and proceed to spit on your partners back, making the partner think that you have just came. Then when the partner turns around, you expel fecal matter into the partners face. (Preferably explosive diarrhea). Similar to the houdini
by Kyle Brum January 19, 2008
Get the Poodini mug.A Poodini occurs when you are on the toilet, for what we shall refer to as a 'number two' and you turn and look down to inspect the specimen and find it has completely vanished into the pipe - leaving no trace. Furthermore you check the wipe to find that the paper remains clean.
Almost convinced you have simply imagined the poo...you exclaim 'Poodini!'
Almost convinced you have simply imagined the poo...you exclaim 'Poodini!'
by Dave Petherbridge June 19, 2008
Get the Poodini mug.When you defecate into the toilet and stand to inspect your masterpiece and nothing is there, at most you may find a skid mark. This is due to your turd falling directly into the toilet hole never to be seen again.
Taylor: Dude I've been taking a shit for the past 10 minutes and when I stood up to look at how big it was nothing was there. It was so weird.
Chase: No bro it just poodinied on you, shit happens too me all the time.
Chase: No bro it just poodinied on you, shit happens too me all the time.
by Uncle R Chase July 23, 2016
Get the Poodini mug.When you defecate into the toilet and stand to inspect your masterpiece and nothing is there, at most you may find a skid mark. This is due to your turd falling directly into the toilet hole never to be seen again.
Taylor: Dude I've been taking a shit for the past 10 minutes and when I stood up to look at how big it was nothing was there. It was so weird.
Chase: No bro it just poodinied on you, shit happens too me all the time.
Chase: No bro it just poodinied on you, shit happens too me all the time.
by Uncle R Chase July 23, 2016
Get the Poodini mug.When you defecate into the toilet and stand to inspect your masterpiece and nothing is there, at most you may find a skid mark. This is due to your turd falling directly into the toilet hole never to be seen again.
Taylor: Dude I've been taking a shit for the past 10 minutes and when I stood up to look at how big it was nothing was there. It was so weird.
Chase: No bro it just poodinied on you, shit happens too me all the time.
Chase: No bro it just poodinied on you, shit happens too me all the time.
by Uncle R Chase July 23, 2016
Get the Poodini mug.When your newborn crys complaining of a full nappy/diaper but upon inspection the turd splatter has mysteriously VANISHED.
"Weird..I checked his bum just 5 minutes ago but there was nothing in there."
"Oh don't worry he's been dropping Poodinis all afternoon"
"Oh don't worry he's been dropping Poodinis all afternoon"
by Goatl0ver September 11, 2015
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