When having anal intercourse with a partner, you pull out your penis and proceed to spit on your partners back, making the partner think that you have just came. Then when the partner turns around, you expel fecal matter into the partners face. (Preferably explosive diarrhea). Similar to the houdini
by Kyle Brum January 19, 2008
Get the Poodinimug. A Poodini occurs when you are on the toilet, for what we shall refer to as a 'number two' and you turn and look down to inspect the specimen and find it has completely vanished into the pipe - leaving no trace. Furthermore you check the wipe to find that the paper remains clean.
Almost convinced you have simply imagined the poo...you exclaim 'Poodini!'
Almost convinced you have simply imagined the poo...you exclaim 'Poodini!'
by Dave Petherbridge June 19, 2008
Get the Poodinimug. When you defecate into the toilet and stand to inspect your masterpiece and nothing is there, at most you may find a skid mark. This is due to your turd falling directly into the toilet hole never to be seen again.
Taylor: Dude I've been taking a shit for the past 10 minutes and when I stood up to look at how big it was nothing was there. It was so weird.
Chase: No bro it just poodinied on you, shit happens too me all the time.
Chase: No bro it just poodinied on you, shit happens too me all the time.
by Uncle R Chase July 23, 2016
Get the Poodinimug. When you defecate into the toilet and stand to inspect your masterpiece and nothing is there, at most you may find a skid mark. This is due to your turd falling directly into the toilet hole never to be seen again.
Taylor: Dude I've been taking a shit for the past 10 minutes and when I stood up to look at how big it was nothing was there. It was so weird.
Chase: No bro it just poodinied on you, shit happens too me all the time.
Chase: No bro it just poodinied on you, shit happens too me all the time.
by Uncle R Chase July 23, 2016
Get the Poodinimug. When you defecate into the toilet and stand to inspect your masterpiece and nothing is there, at most you may find a skid mark. This is due to your turd falling directly into the toilet hole never to be seen again.
Taylor: Dude I've been taking a shit for the past 10 minutes and when I stood up to look at how big it was nothing was there. It was so weird.
Chase: No bro it just poodinied on you, shit happens too me all the time.
Chase: No bro it just poodinied on you, shit happens too me all the time.
by Uncle R Chase July 23, 2016
Get the Poodinimug. by MysticVibesx October 29, 2022
Get the Poodinimug. When you finish taking a dump and after wiping your ass you notice there is no poop on the toilet paper. This is a magical moment, unfortunately you are the only witness to this amazing accomplishment. No sleight of hand, nothing up your sleevecheck your sleeve, it might be up your sleeve, if it's up your sleeve you need help wiping your ass
You won't believe this but I just performed a poodini, I wiped and the toilet paper was so clean I was tempted to put it back on the roll.
by TheGoldenPoo January 7, 2022
Get the poodinimug.