South Dakota Pony Ride

When you ride a midget; hard

South Dakota Pony Ride:

You: SDPR?

Me: Wtf?

You: Lets just go find a midget, and I will show you.

by wet dreams October 4, 2010

Park Avenue Pony Ride

Picture this: a discombobulated unicorn being humped beyond recognition, urinated on and then ripped apart starting at the throat.....by a 9lbs Boston Terrier in a pink tutu named Skittles 💕💕💕💕

Think it's all fun and games till ya wake up face down and ass up after a good ol fashion park avenue pony ride. Good luck getting THAT taste out ya mouf!!

by JfreaknD June 18, 2022

Ride That Pony

1) Energetic dance-game (sometimes considered a sexual act) conceived by a group of thespians in a summer acting camp at UC Berkeley. Involves an outer circle of 25-30 people and an inner circle of about 10 people. The dance is started with the counter-clockwise movement of the inner circle, and the singing or yelling of the following lyrics:

"HERE WE GO!
Ride that pony, ride around
That big fat pony
HERE WE GO!
Ride that pony
This is how we do it!"

Following these lyrics the people in the inner circle move to the nearest person on the outer circle and perform a dance facing the person, facing away from the person, and then to the side of the person (sometimes similer to freaking). The lyrics for this part of the dance are as follows:

"Front to front to front, my baby
Back to back to back, my baby,
Side to side to side, my baby,
THIS IS HOW WE DO IT!"

Then the person who has recieved the dance proceeds to the inner circle and restarts the game//dance//sexual act.

Usually participates are very darbee.

"Dude, the closest thing to an orgy we'll ever get here is Ride That Pony. Go with it."

by Vodka December 7, 2004

ride the pony

to have sex over and over

Guy: Oh yeah. Me and my girlfriend are tottaly gonna ride the pony tonight
Guys friend: Nice!

by thatmajesticbitch4896 February 20, 2008

ride my pony

I'm just a bachelor, I'm lookin' for a partner
Someone who knows how to ride without even fallin' off
Gotta be compatible, takes me to my limits
Girl when I break you off, I promise that you won't wanna get off

(CHORUS:)
If you're horny, let's do it
Ride it, my pony
My saddle's waitin'
Come and jump on it

(CHORUS)

Sittin' here flossin', peepin' your steelo
Just once if I have the chance, the things I would do to you
You and your body, every single portion
Send chills up and down your spine, juices flowin' down your thigh

(CHORUS x2)

If we're gonna get nasty baby
First we'll show and tell
Till I reach your pony tail (oh)
Lurk all over and through you baby
Until we reach the stream
You'll be on my jockey team (ooh)

(CHORUS x5)

Ride it

Tanya can ride my pony all nite long

by Captian Commando JR. November 5, 2009

Ride that pony

Other known lyrics;
Come on baby ride my pony.
Ride around that big fat pony.
Come on baby ride my pony.
This is how we do it!

Front to front to front my baby.
Back to back to back my baby
Side to side to side my baby..
this is how we do it!!!

As played at Soul Survivor!!
The partners tend to be based so attraction.
Guy choosing to go to hot girls and girls being too shy go

Hey sexy, i partnered you in ride that pony.

by Fairytouch January 29, 2008

ride the pony

To do a dance in a galloping way with a spank spank move and some air lasso. Often in a circle, but can be stationary.

When Seth did ride the pony, it moved her audience to tears and it was emotional.

The birthday juice was ready but John would not quit riding the pony long enough to serve it.

by Male Kyzer January 5, 2009