Ponkey(Pawn-key)/ alt. ponkay(pawn-kay)
Noun. A ponkey is a magical, heavenly cross between a donkey and a pig (and P.M.W.R.). Seeing a ponkey (which is invisible) will grant you good luck and your true love will kiss you passionately. All ponkies are in people's heads. However, they tend to wander away often. Consequences will be severe insanity, chalkboard obsession, non-stop blabbing, and philipean. There are only two ways to get your ponkey back:
1) You must pray to the ponkey god (Hamily) every night.
2) You must do a religious ritual in which you wriggle your arms in an insane fashion towards a sane person's head. Then, you can steal their ponkey.
Board of Ponkeys:
H.P. Creator of All Ponkeys Also entirely insane
E.B. Keeper of All Ponkies Slightly less insane than the rest but still quite insane
A.I. Keeper of Ponkey Records/secretary Insanity, 'nuff said.
P.M. & W.R. Inspiration for Ponkies
Ponkeyless people:
- Shafayet
- Seth
Noun. A ponkey is a magical, heavenly cross between a donkey and a pig (and P.M.W.R.). Seeing a ponkey (which is invisible) will grant you good luck and your true love will kiss you passionately. All ponkies are in people's heads. However, they tend to wander away often. Consequences will be severe insanity, chalkboard obsession, non-stop blabbing, and philipean. There are only two ways to get your ponkey back:
1) You must pray to the ponkey god (Hamily) every night.
2) You must do a religious ritual in which you wriggle your arms in an insane fashion towards a sane person's head. Then, you can steal their ponkey.
Board of Ponkeys:
H.P. Creator of All Ponkeys Also entirely insane
E.B. Keeper of All Ponkies Slightly less insane than the rest but still quite insane
A.I. Keeper of Ponkey Records/secretary Insanity, 'nuff said.
P.M. & W.R. Inspiration for Ponkies
Ponkeyless people:
- Shafayet
- Seth
by Ponkey March 15, 2008
From the Afrooocan American word honkey referring to white man. This is actually the dorkiest of the white men. Usually walks funny, and has a cooler older brother.
Why did that ponkey have to crash our party. Who brought that ponkey. That ponkey can't shoot worth shit.
by kcmustyle April 01, 2004
A stange dwarfed equine derived from the mating of a pony and a donkey.Commonly white in colour with black extemitys
Hey quentin that donkey look as though its trying to climb over that pony but cant quite make it.................. SOME MONTHS LATER: W.T.F is that! is that a ponkey?
by BOWEN May 11, 2006
by Shamo April 02, 2006
Geoffrey: Where were you last night dude?
Fred: I was busy. You wouldn't believe the honkey ponkey me the the lady got up to.
Fred: I was busy. You wouldn't believe the honkey ponkey me the the lady got up to.
by slimeydirtcat January 07, 2011
by Madangee July 11, 2018
A local person who is probably unemployed with low IQ, very low self respect and has personal hygiene issues.
Usually found in groups by bus stops, train stations and public parks.
Usually found in groups by bus stops, train stations and public parks.
by Ponkey cunt July 29, 2023